Total Medals Earned: 52 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 840 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/80 points)
play as female
play the game as a male
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
destroy everything
become a master of croquet
slay a demon
slay a dragon
ride a narwhal
Medals Earned: 2/27 (35/1,110 points)
Do a combo of 6!
Do a combo of 9!
Get exactly 23 dolphins and pull down exactly 9 aircraft in one run!
Do NOT hassle the Hoff!
Do NOT kill the rubber duck!
Pull down all aircraft in one run!
Pull down the DeLorean in under 5:30!
Get a score of over 2500000!
Pull down the Kaman K-MAX in under 4:50!
Kill at least 125 humans in one run!
Crush at least 100 ships in one run!
Get all kites in one run!
Get a score of over 3000000!
Do a combo of 12!
Pull down the HH-43 Huskie in under 4:35!
Pull down the Lockheed L-188 in under 5:40!
Pull down the MQ-9 Reaper in under 6:10!
Pull down the Piasecki H-21 in under 6:45!
Get at least 20 seagulls at Marina Del Rey!
Pull down the Short 330 in under 5:40!
Pull down the Sikorsky S-70 in under 3:30!
Pull down the Sikorsky X-2 in under 6:25!
Pull down the Space Ship One in under 5:30!
Get a score in between 2400000 and 2420000!
Get at least 10 window washers in one run!
Get at least 25 divers, 5 orcas, 10 banana-boats and 10 microlights in one run!
Crush 170 ships in one run without using any Super Jumps!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (290/290 points)
Eliminate 3 targets
Eliminate 25 targets
Eliminate 50 targets
Eliminate 100 targets
Eliminate all targets
???
Medals Earned: 8/16 (160/480 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 2/51 (10/510 points)
Wood is used in the most important crafting recipes!
You can craft or see your items in Mine Blocks.
Use an anvil!
Feed two animals food to make a baby!
Use the potion stand to make a potion!
Enlarges the crafting area
Say "omnomnom" while you do that!
Use an enchantment table!
This is much cooler than using a sword!
Catch a fish with a fishing rod!
Furnaces will burn and smelt items
They're a renewable resource.
Next up, carrots and potatoes!
Use a furnace, coal, and iron ore to make iron ingots!
You can now mine diamonds... sparkle sparkle!
They will shoot fireballs at you like crazy!
Leather can be made into the first tier of armor
They explode if you fail!
Nothing's worse than a chicken with attitude.
But they're so warm and cuddly!
They pretty much will freak you out until you do anyway
Pigs drop pork, and you eat pork to live
Bahhh! They drop wool.
They will shoot arrows at you if you don't
Just make sure to wash you hands after!
They can climb walls
Careful though - you might need a sword
They typically attack in groups!
Open a door with redstone or a pressure plate!
Now you can build things
Reflect a ghast's fireball back at itself!
With this, you can also mine iron and make an iron pickaxe!
They'll be your best friends in the world!
Use an enderpearl to teleport!
Torches will light up the dark
Sleep is time travel!
Use this to mine stone and coal
Just a'nether thing to do!
They teleport, are fast, and do a lot of damage. Good luck!
I'm not lying!
The next step is going to the nether
You can't be much fancier than a diamond pickaxe!
It's a pretty fancy ore!
Mix water into pure lava!
Interstellar warping may occur.
Congratulations! You beat the first boss in Mine Blocks!
Find 7 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find 8 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find 9 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find all 10 items in Scavenger Hunt! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/40 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/400 points)
Beat a Personal Record on any Level
Master the Side Zipper
Master the Up Zipper
Master Bouncing
Beat all the Day Levels
Beat all the Evening Levels
Bring a Secret Item to the Exit
Beat all of the Night Levels
Total Time for all Levels must be 3:20.000 or Less
Medals Earned: 8/10 (70/130 points)
Go full speed
Get negative 20 rings
Kill five bees
Get a negative number of rings
Go the minimum speed
Kill two enemies without touching the ground
Get 100 rings in a row without missing any
Medals Earned: 5/14 (50/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 7/21 (105/440 points)
You meanie.
Love in a dream?
Playing with food is not fun for Ren.
Dinosaurs are kidnappers?
Can't eat them, can't get along with them.
Nora the weed killer.
Food coma in a dream?
What a mean look from something so sweet.
Too few to be a stampede, though.
Run! Run! Run away!
Staring not-so-sweetly at you.
Sisterly love is a precious thing.
Story time about Ren's woes.
Queen of the cakes!
Dinosaurs are friends.
A snack for cakes, oops...
WHY
A lovely snack for two.
Nora probably still won't like Ren.
...Ew.
This sort of thing goes over Nora's head...